The sport of Formula One has been thrown into turmoil this week when it was alleged that during the Malaysian Grand Prix, one driver overtook another driver.
The alleged overtaker, Lewis Hamilton, is accused of bringing the sport into disrepute. By overtaking his Finnish team-mate Heikkin Stevens, he broke the traditional rule that all drivers go round the track in order and never overtake. It is also alleged that overtaking makes the normally deathly-dull racing over-interesting.
In future, it is suggested that all cars will be tied together by a piece of string to ensure that no overtaking ever happens again, and that anyone winning a race will be disqualified.