NFL Team Demands Their Team Be Destroyed from the Inside!

Funny story written by Morbe

Monday, 16 March 2009

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Buffalo - The Buffalo Bills have acquired controversial Wide Receiver Terrell Owens from the San Francisco 49ers, Philadelphia Eagles, Dallas Cowboys.

"I hope you didn't let that Popcorn get stale," says T.O about his move to the Bills. Although T.O. boasted that Philly and Dallas were a good fit for him, he promises that Buffalo is a good fit for him. Bills owner Ralph Wilson states that, "We need more talent, playmakers that will make plays on the field and ruin hearts in the locker room."

T.O. was signed to a one year multimillion dollar deal. Many Bills fans are a bit anxious about the acquisition of Terrell Owens, but in a press conference he states that his plans are very obvious.

"Well I plan to play the game on the field and in the locker room for the first year to year and a half. I'll be learning a new system so I think I might fake an injury as an excuse for poor performance. Then I think I'm going to start complaining I'm not getting the Ball as often as I like.

"I might cry during a press conference to prove I care about the Team and the Quarter Back. Then next season criticize Trent Edwards for preferring to pass to a receiver that he knows well, feels comfortable with and has been a part of the team longer than myself. Let's not forget about the wide receivers Coach, I can't leave him out. I would like to criticize him for not doing his job right and listening to me.

"Then after about three seasons I will be looking forward to my move in Oakland playing with the Raiders which I'm, very excited about because the Raiders will be a good fit for me."

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