Man UTI and Sclerosis of the Liverpool Fight to the Death

Funny story written by Pointer

Saturday, 14 March 2009

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Sclerotic livers fly to victory on the wings of bacon

Manchester Urinary Track Infection will be trading blood and urine samples with Sclerosis of the Liverpool in the Internist Disease Olympics.

Man Uti has defeated the SCL Liverpool squad in three out of four body fluid exams this season.

Internal medicine sports medicine experts are betting on Man Uti because infection will make mincemeat of the kidney pie according to an anonymous source at St Mary's of Bedlam Medical center and Nuthouse.

Fans of the Liverpudlian Sclerotic Livers have been crying foul all season. Their main complaint is that the Liverpool is mightily more vital an organ than the kidney pie. Some even argue that the destruction of the liverpool is much more fun and requires more dedication than a mere UTI.

Judges found for Fried liver as long as it would be served with bacon and onions.

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