Fulham's Clinty Dempsey Voted Best Breasteses in the PeeWee Premier Leagues

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Monday, 29 December 2008

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Clinty came through in the clutch and clutch they wanted to as Dempsey displayed his sweet boobies to Lampard and his Chelsea Chimichangas. Dempsey dumped in a tie goal and Chelsea's chances were jettisoned almost out of reach.

Lampard explained that after playin' peek a boob with Clint Dempsey he just never regained his composure:

"With all this out of the closet shits and giggles from David Beckham, Rio Ferdinand, Sol Campbell, David James, Wayne Rooney, Ashley Cole and Cristiano Ronaldo, even a real Briton man like me has got to have his doubts. No doubt, Clint's cucharachas could make any red blooded footballer get rude!"

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