No lady of the night has ever been auctioned off for this much money but Brazilian Robinho and Pimp Real Madrid have become the high priced lay of the sporting world. Former Red Sox Manny Maniac Ramirez carries a price tag close and A-Rod was bought by Madonna for an approximate sum but Robinho appears to be the ass up favorite in the flesh peddling marketplace of professional sports.
Transfer watchers believe that the suspicious Madrid plane crash may have been a less than subtle warning to Chelsea that an offer of 26M FU's was an insult to the prime beef that Bernabeu has put on the block.
Chelsea CEO Peter "Peter" Kenyon told Real Madrid that he is real sorry for the initial measly opening bid and that he promises to do better:" Future offers will be more generous but they will not be hand delivered to the Spanish capital!"
