She won gold, what now?

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Monday, 18 August 2008

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out of the cellar at last

Chinese Olympic diver, Mehav Nobut, today won Olympic Gold in the 3m springboard event. It was her first Olympic appearance and first medal.

After thanking the Chinese fans for support, her coaches and team mates, she was asked by the media what her plans are now; She said she hopes to be let free from the cellar of the Chinese Olympic training facility and hopes to return to her village to see if her parents or other family members are still alive.

She is also happy to be able to see that sun again, since she was piked to enter the swimming program.

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