Washed Up Bush Sent to Bush Leagues AA

Written by Pointer

Tuesday, 6 May 2008

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Bush sent to AA

Ne'er do well, slim prospect GW Bush has been sent back to the minors AA league. Bush made his way into the top spot in the majors due to his daddy's influence. He then went against his father and all the coaches his father put in place to guide the hapless Hap Loman.

Bush has broken all records for the most broken displays in all of major league history. He has surrendered more American league pride than any other leader in league history. He has lost more games (sometimes called lives) and has squandered more leads than imaginable.

Many coaches have suggested that Bush go to AA for a long time and drunk or not he will finally maker his first start in AA. Sports writer Tellemun Datruth may have summed up the situation the best:" Now we all know why the worst played ball of all has always been called the "Bush Leagues!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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