Arsenal Football Club, one of the top clubs in Europe and only slightly less big than Newcastle Utd, are in disarray as manager Arsene Wenger is hospitalised for 'the total and complete loss of all facial expression'.
Club spokesperson, Mohammed Alfridi commented, "It's been a tough week. Players on Tuesday began complaining that they didn't understand Arsene, because his face had stopped showing any expression at all. Obviously we regard non verbals as absolutely crucial at this club"
Arsenal have placed assistant Patrick Pasta in temporary charge.
Pasta has let it be known that there's no way Arsenal football club could be managed by a person with a still face.
