Bruxelles, Belgium. In the aftermath of such a manly Rugby World Cup, FIFA has been forced to defend the few heterosexuals still playing "Association Football."
Sepp Blatter, the obnoxious Swiss President of FIFA,in answer to increased press allegations about how football has increasingly become a non-contact "womens"game replied this evening:
"Yes this is true, but you aushlan...sorry foreigners,do not understand how fundamentally the game has been infiltrated by fairies and pansies in the last 20 years. In Zurich alone, the Homo population has increased by 68%!"
Blatter went on to say that he was issuing a directive to all national ruling bodies to follow the policy of the USA's armed forces': Don't ask, Don't tell. But in reverse.
"Normal men"said Blatter "Should simply not proclaim their preference for women, while the clubs and supporters must not ask."
Football supporters,male,female and neither have been abandoning football in droves for many years as the orgy of kissing, hugging and rolling around on the grass in pretended agony has escalated to crisis levels, culminating in scenes that even Liberace or indeed Graham Norton would find hard to stomach.
