Nude fish wrestling grips Tinsel town's finest

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Sunday, 26 August 2007

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All nude male fish wrestling has captured the imagination of some of Hollywood's brightest stars.

"We've had Sean Connery down here. And Will Ferrell dropped by only yesterday with someone else's kids", announced owner of Fun Time Wrestle Emporium, Pete Paterson

"Stripper,midgets,Mel Gibson, we've had 'em all waiting to get in and get on down with the fishy's", chuckled Paterson, "Hollywood folk get up to all sorts of malarky".

The nude fish wrestling craze started as the basis for a religion back in the late 1960's but failed to gain ground amongst the hippie population. It wasn't until Dale Devers, a retired mouse salesman and adventurer fell overboard a yaught piloted by actor Robert Wagner that the passing fad became a serious business proposition. "Dale Devers couldn't swim and he splashed about clinging to anything he could get his hands on", continues Peterson, "and he clung to a 4 foot tuna.Well, the rest is history".

Nude fish wrestling went underground for almost twenty years until the Fun Time Wrestle Emporium was opened with funding from Dever's widow.

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