Written by Jalapenoman

Monday, 25 June 2007

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Gay has the second fastest time ever in the 200

Tyson Gay set a meet record and the year's best time in the 200 meter race at the U.S. Track and Field Championships. His time of 19.62 is second only to Michael Johnson's world record set at the Atlanta Olympics.

When asked why and how he ran so fast, Tyson said, "You kidding me? With a name like Gay and being in the South, you gotta run fast! First, you got your rednecks who like to beat up fags and they think my name makes me one. Then, you got your Deliverance style rednecks who are chasing me with their pants around their ankles cuz they wanna slip me the sausage."

"With a name like Gay, you got to be fast or your gonna get beat up or have an ass that isn't exit only anymore."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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