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Funny story: North Korean Olympic Track Team Outruns Security to Escape Across Border

North Korean Olympic Track Team Outruns Security to Escape Across Border

Rio de Janeiro, Brazil During the third day after their arrival at the Olympic Village, the entire North Korean track team took off on their latest trial run and never stopped until they reached a foreign border. Some went to Uruguay, some to Paragua...

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Funny story: Running, As A Spectator Sport, Is Boring, Concedes Seb Coe

Running, As A Spectator Sport, Is Boring, Concedes Seb Coe

Lord Sebastian Coe, Chair of the British Olympic Association, today conceded that running, as a spectator sport, is boring. 'The Sochi Winter Olympics has once again shown us all,' Lord Coe told the BBC, 'that any number of visually interesting co...

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Funny story: New York City Marathon Issues Post-Sandy Rules

New York City Marathon Issues Post-Sandy Rules

New York - Mayor Michael Bloomberg is being roundly criticized for permitting the New York Marathon to take place this weekend while millions of the city's citizens still suffer from hardships brought on by Hurricane Sandy. In an attempt to avoid...

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Funny story: U.S. Olympian Lolo Jones Sacrifices Virginity for Olympic Dream

U.S. Olympian Lolo Jones Sacrifices Virginity for Olympic Dream

Eugene, OR - Self-declared "virgin" and Olympic hurdler Lolo Jones was having a rough season. Four years after a stumble on the ninth hurdle cost her a gold medal at the Beijing games, Jones didn't seem to have even a remote shot at redemption. Enter...

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Funny story: Olympics Scaled Down to Face Debt Crisis Realities

Olympics Scaled Down to Face Debt Crisis Realities

London - The 2012 Olympic Games may be weeks away, but they are already feeling the effects of the European debt crisis. A long list of austerity measures is being implemented to help the international competition survive in an atmosphere of econ...

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Funny story: Taylor Swift described as "slow child" says former track coach

Taylor Swift described as "slow child" says former track coach

Ron Paul, Track and Field Coach at Gator Bait High School in Pervert Harbour, Florida, told reporters, Tuesday that country music hottie, Taylor Swift, was "Such a slow runner she couldn't even catch a cold." "When I was coaching Taylor at Wyomiss...

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Funny story: Tyson Gay Sets 200 Meter Record At Meet

Tyson Gay Sets 200 Meter Record At Meet

Tyson Gay set a meet record and the year's best time in the 200 meter race at the U.S. Track and Field Championships. His time of 19.62 is second only to Michael Johnson's world record set at the Atlanta Olympics.

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