CHEYENNE, Wyoming - (Sports News) - The American Research Group reports that a recent study shows that a vast majority of professional female rodeo barrel racers wear athletic supporters (jock straps) underneath their tight-fitting Cowgal Brand blue…
A sports spokesman for Donald Trump has revealed a possible career for Donald just in case he doesn’t go to jail in the next 30 years (which is possibly how long this whole fucking drama may take before there’s any closure). Jimmy “Ride ‘Em Hard”…
FORT WORTH, Texas – (Sports Satire) – In the ‘you’re never too pregnant to do anything category.’ comes a story about a brave sports woman who is 8 months pregnant. Naomi Capote, 37, of Chuck Wagon, Texas decided to enter the Fort Worth Rodeo Bull…
Succumbing to pressure from a community which has grown tired of the exploitation and abuse of animals, the Russian River Rodeo Association has voted 315 to 3 to replace their traditional affair this year with a "Virtual Rodeo." Using mechanical...
SEDALIA, MO --- Determined to set race relations as far back as possible, President Barack Obama appeared at a rodeo in Sedalia, Missouri, disguised as a clown. He said he appeared in "disguise" to protest critics' portrayal of him as an incompete...
Many rodeo-goers expressed surprise, even shock, at the announcement that former United States president Bill Clinton would be the keynote speaker at the 2012 World Rodeo Convention in Houston, Texas. For one, media sources have in recent years repor...
Randy Thrust, leading star in many pornographic films for Moist Video Productions in the late seventies, has died in a freak accident on the set of his latest film. Mr Thrust, 53, real name Ted Smith, was thrown during the rodeo scene finale for...
BIG MEMBER, MONTANA - A rodeo clown was injured today outside of Big Member after he tried to stick a suppository into the bum of a run-away bull. The bull named "Moral Majority" could not be controlled after bucking off his rider, former T...
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