Michael Jackson arrested for thinking about his childhood

Written by KendoMonkey

Wednesday, 19 November 2003

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Crazy popstar, Michael Jackson, has been arrested this morning in relation to findings made during the search on his Neverland ranch. Jackson, 45, was taken into custody without any signs of struggle other than his torn clothes and bloodied face.

Jackson is said to have been arrested for thinking about his childhood days in the Jackson 5, apparently pondering on the memories of himself as a seven year old, alledgedly for periods of up to seven minutes. Sheriff Bonnie Popper explained the arrest:

"Michael Jackson was taken into custody at 10:15am in connection to allegations that he has been thinking about himself as a child. Mr Jackson is helping us with our enquiries and his facial injuries were caused when we accidentally tore into him thinking that he was some kind of...burgler."

Stander-by, Marie Kenner told us:

"It's despicable. Michael Jackson has this terrible reputation and he just makes it worse for himself. I can't believe he's still thinking about children -- I mean, we're talking young humans here. It's grotesque. That the child he was thinking about was himself is just the last straw.

"There must be some special word for that. Auto-paedophilia, perhaps? Or would that just mean 'lusting after young cars'? Anyway, I hope he dies from burning stabbing pains."

Exactly what evidence the police have managed to obtain is uncertain, although large boxes of videos were carried from the house minutes after the arrest. Most are speculating that they are old Jackson 5 movies containing childhood images of Michael Jackson "performing".

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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