Written by Jaggedone

Tuesday, 15 November 2011

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NY rat with a belly ache after scavenging off of the occupiers!

NY, today: The Occupy NY movement is over as police and security guards cleared the rabble away because it was an eye-sore for the public and they didn't achieve anything anyway.

Bankers, brokers and the mega-rich are happy to see those protesting about their affluent life-styles swept away and hope that they never come back to attempt to change the status-quo of the rich getting fatter and the rest; well they can all go to hell!

One group of earthly inhabitants will sorely miss the protestors though, the local rodent community (is there an analogy here? I mean with the brokers!). They have been having a whale of a time scampering around the left-overs thrown aside by the protestors and will now have to go underground again or continue their after dark rummaging around the local rubbish bins and backdoors (or front doors) of 5* restaurants.

Well at least the occupiers did achieve one thing; they proved to the world that rodents, rats and other parasites all practice the very same thing, they scavenge off of the "Little People" and get fatter by the second!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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