Las Vegas, NV Las Vegas casino owners concluded a study and released the findings today. They found that gambling on anything, but especially sports, is very therapeutic and has many benefits, including lowering the risk of heart attack, stroke, and lowers your blood pressure. Furthermore, sports gambling is a deterrent to cancer and also the Black Plague.
Las Vegas Casino Owners Union & Hunting Lodge conducted the survey when there were found to be negative results to sports gambling in a similar survey done by research scientists at the University of California/Berkeley last year.
The Las Vegas Casino Owners Union & Hunting Lodge were so sure that the results of the poll would be favorable that they bet all their spare cash on it.