Written by Reporter1

Monday, 22 September 2014

Jose Mourinho has started using a new tactic of open players' pants if they lose a game.

"It will be a fun way to decide who is going home with his virginity intact."says Jose Mourinho after the team drew 1-1 with Manchester City in the premiere league.

No doubt he is trying to compete with Pep Guardiola who has decided the tactic of urinating on players' mouths if they lose a game.
But when confronted he said that it was more a competition with Roman Abrahamovic who is not one of the most mentally stable persons in the world.

Abrahamovic recently was caught on tape trying to pass his way into the team toilet to give a surprise visit to all his players especially Diego Costa whom he has taken a fancy to.Perhaps he has fallen in love with him.And no doubt has Jose Mourinho also.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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