PlayGuy Mens Magazine Offers Olympian Jackie Chamoun Seven Figures To Appear In A Nude Layout

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 20 February 2014

Hey!

The funny story you are trying to access may cause offense, may be in poor taste, or may contain subject matter of a graphic nature. This story was written as a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you wish to back out now, please click here to go back to the home page.

image for PlayGuy Mens Magazine Offers Olympian Jackie Chamoun Seven Figures To Appear In A Nude Layout
When Jackie poses in PlayGuy she will be the highest paid sports model in the magazine's history.

CHICAGO - Lebanese Olympic skier Jackie Chamoun is poised to become a very wealthy young athlete.

The Turnstile Review has stated that Miss Chamoun has just been offered a seven figure contract to pose in the nude for PlayGuy Magazine.

If the beauty from Lebanon accepts the offer she will become the magazine's highest paid sports model to ever grace the glossy pages of the publication.

A close friend of Miss Chamoun has said that Jackie cannot believe the offer but she has stated that she will not make any comment on the matter until after the XXII Sochi Winter Olympics are over.

Meanwhile Jackie has already agreed to make appearances on Live With Kelly & Michael, The Viagra View, Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, and The Gorgeous Gary Busey Show.

SIDENOTE: A very reliable source has commented that PlayGuy will be paying Miss Chamoun $1.7 million.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Comedy spoof news topics
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more