USA Womens' Curling Team Concedes 2018 Olympics

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Thursday, 27 February 2014

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SOCHI, RUSSIA - In an unprecedented move, the USA Womens' Curling Team has conceded the 2018 Olympics.

The announcement came after the USA lost to South Korea 9 to 2 after playing only six ends at last week's event. The team's Skip, Ivana Luze, cited poor political conditions as the reason for the loss.

After playing six ends the US Women's Curling team had managed to get only three stones in the house.

On a positive note, male Curling fans have been requesting sex reassignment surgeries at an alarming rate, hoping to be selected for the 2022 Winter Olympic games to be held in either Abu Dhabi or Cairo.

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