Malawi Hockey Team Prepares for Olympics

Written by Wumf

Saturday, 25 January 2014

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Team tries for goal

Though they have never seen snow, or even ice for that matter, the men are gearing up for a tough contest against their Northern foes

"We're good with our sticks", says team captain Umambi

The group is pretty sure that knockin' over a few Russians couldn't be any harder that chasing tribal cattle through thorn brush country

"We are very much looking forward to being where the temperature is less than 105 degrees,and perhaps a gold medal?" Malawi is a poor country, though proud of their heritage

The guys are having a rummage sale to raise funds for travel and the purchase of a puck

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