LeBron James Wants To Buy The Fantastic Racehorse Palace Malice

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 14 July 2013

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LeBron's attorney Ginger Allred is looking into the possibility of him purchasing Palace Malice. (Photo by George Clooney).

MIAMI - LeBron James has said that he wants to get in contact with the owners of Palace Malice about purchasing the champion thoroughbred racehorse.

James the star of the world champion NBA Miami Heat remarked that he recently traveled down to Cozumel, Mexico where he watched Palace Malice capture the third jewel of Mexico's coveted Triple Crown, The Yucatan Commemorative Derby.

LeBron talked with his strikingly attractive attorney Ginger Allred of Los Angeles about making the Kentucky owners of Palace Malice an offer.

When asked by Sports Bet Gazette's Zorro La Bamba why he wants to buy Palace Malice, King James replied because the fantastic bay horse is a champion just like himself and it is only fitting and proper that the two kings get on the same team - Team King James.

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