LOS ANGELES - The Lakers were without their player-coach Kobe Bryant for the first time this year, but it did not matter as they defeated the Sacramento Kings 113-102.
Kobe told Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily that while he is hurt he will become the greatest cheerleader in the history of professional sports.
And while "El Vino" Bryant may not be able to do the splits, or at least not as good as the Laker girls, he does have a voice that resonates throughout the entire Staples Center.
Kobe smiled as he said that it had been a long time since he had held a pair of pom poms in his hands.
He then noted that he would be willing to put his rah rah rahing and his sis boom bahing up against any cheerleader in the entire NBA.
Even basketball commissioner David "The Munchkin" Stern noted that Kobe looks good with a megaphone in his hand.
Metta World Peace giggled as he added that Kobe is actually prettier than two of the Laker cheerleaders.
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