Scot, Andy Murray, is British especially after winning the US open!

Written by Jaggedone

Tuesday, 11 September 2012

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Andy's dad blowing his pipes!

Aftr a brilliant performance ending in a magnificent win for super-Scot, Andy Murray, at the US open, Britain have decide to adopt him, but Andy doesn't want to be a Brit because he's Scottish.

Greg Rusedzki also represented Britain at tennis, but failed, so he was never accepted. Andy Murray has now the opportunity to become a "True Brit" because he has shown the world that Scotland can produce champions and Scotland only belongs to Britain when it wins something.

Andy's mother has forbidden Andy to become a Brit because she's a true Scot and never will allow her Bairn to become one of those and Andy's mum is always right as far as his career goes!

In fact she's been offered the role of Braveheart's mother in a re-make of Braveheart with a real Scottish actor in the main role, Bonny Clyde alias Gordon Brown!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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