Written by Jimbo123

Friday, 29 June 2012

image for Adele's son predicted to compete in 2032 Olympics
It's a baby - next question

Scientists have made some surprisingly long term predictions about Adele's unborn son Dylan including the first car he will drive, his first fight and which glamour models he will date.

Using a technique known as DNA 'embalmoscopy', scientists predict he will consider stealing a pack of lavender refreshers in 2019 in the Harlesden area of London but change his mind at the last minute. In 2030, he will buy his first car - a smashed up '13 plate vauxhall Corsa and drink his first pint of 'posh' yakult breezer punch in the same year.

In 2031 he will study GM rice technology in Bombay where he will meet his future wife Mingita Pradesh who will introduce him to Scoob, the indian version of Scrabble for which he will subsequently represent the devolved 'Estuary' England in the 2032 Olympic Games in Karachi, Pakistan.

Scientists refused to comment on Adeles bitter divorce battle in 2015 during which husband will site 'drafty house' as his 'decri nisii'.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Olympics, adele




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