Bratwurst, Bavarian beer and Lederhosen on the Chelsea menu!

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Friday, 18 May 2012


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Chelsea players are getting into the Munich swing of things by ordering buckets of Bratwurst, Bavarian beer and they have also promised to wear their "Lederhosen" if they spank the bums of Bayern Munich tomorrow!

Didier Drogba and his chums trotted off into downtown Munich to get measured up for their Lederhosen, knickerbockers and buckled shoes. Ramon Abramovich has ordered the other Munich specialities and the party will take place in the heart of Munich at the famous Hofbrauhaus, win or lose.

Coincidentally, Bavarian colours are blue and white so there will be no need to change the flags. A Bavarian band playing "oom-pah" music has also been organised and Bavarian busty wenches wearing their dirndl's which reveal everything that most young, healthy and very rich soccer players love, big boobs and bums.

The players Wags are not being allowed to party with the team because they would only spoil the fun (especially after 5 litres of best Bavarian beer). Didier Drogba can't wait for the party to start because he wants to practice a famous Bavarian custom; pinching the waitresses very round bums! Let's hope he doesn't get a red card or red-cheeks; Bavarian wenches slap hard!

John Terry will also join the party although he's banned for the game, but a raunchy, busty, "wenchy" night out in the Bavarian capital; he just couldn't miss it, ask his missus!

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