Portsmouth Super Fan Welcomes Relegation

Funny story written by Ellis Ian Fields

Saturday, 14 April 2012

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About to be in the Third.. er.. First division again.

Former Premier League and 2008 FA Cup winners, Portsmouth, face the possibility of relegation to the third tier of English football today.

Proud Pompey will go down to the confusingly-named Division One if they fail to better Bristol City's result when they visit Doncaster Rovers this afternoon.

It's been a tough time for fans as Pompey were docked ten points for entering administration for the second time in as many years. It was also revealed this week that the club has debts of £58 million.

But one Fratton Park regular is positively embracing the prospect of playing in the third tier for the first time since 1983.

Super Fan Jake Seaport, 38, of Eastleigh, says: "Bloody great if we goes dayn, if you aasks me, moosh.

"That third division is a piece of cake - can't remember how many times we've won that one, must be loads. So, roight then, let's get dayn there an' win it again.

"Goin' dayn, goin' dayn, goin' dayn..."

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