Written by Jaggedone

Friday, 9 March 2012

image for Bay of Biscay opened up and swallowed a team of European tiddlers!
They came, they slaughtered, they conquered, true Basque pride!

The Spanish Armada was nothing compared to this show of Basque warfare. It seemed as though the stormy Bay of Biscay opened up and devoured a United team filled with European tiddlers!

Wave after wave of them caught the "headless Tiddlers" swimming for their pathetic lives and ultimately, apart from their own "Spanish Rock", they were sunk without trace and one shoe left swimming!

The English pride and joy called soccer is all at sea, a very stormy one. First the Dutch spanked the English on their home ground. Arsenal, Man City and eventually Chelsea will all be devoured by their European neighbours. There is no passion, pride or quality left in the English game, just bags of heartless money, Arabs, Russians and others playing poker with their worthless billions.

True pride and joy is shown by the Spanish, Germans, Dutch and even the belittled Italians who are surfing on tsunamis ready to batter the shores of Britain and sweep them away!

The great Barcelona or Real Madrid don't even have to turn up, they are too busy winning the real battles. Let the Basque pride and joy sink the final bastion of British ineptitude then the enemies within can do the rest!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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