Saint Vincent claims he drank the Brett Favre Kool-Aid for way too long

Funny story written by UWGB-Beek

Monday, 7 November 2011

Green Bay Wisconsin--John "St. Vincent" O'Neill (Packers' fan dressed like a bishop) was letting local Packers' fans and the Packers organization know that he, like many other Packers' fans, drank the Brett Favre Kool-Aid for way too long.

"I was pissed when Ted Thompson trade Brett away, because I really thought Brett was that good and that Ted was an idiot. Boy, was I wrong. Sorry, Ted. Aaron Rodgers seems to only get better with every game he plays, something Brett never did." St. Vincent told this reporter.

St. Vincent said he thought it was important that he publicly apologize for questioning Ted Thompson's decision to go with Aaron Rodgers.

"I can watch a Packer game without cursing, thanks to Aaron Rodgers and Ted Thompson. If Favre thinks he taught Rodgers anything, he hasn't watched Rodgers play." St. Vincent added.

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