Abramovich tells his stalker the truth about Torres

Funny story written by Premier wig

Wednesday, 12 October 2011

Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich came face to face with a stalker after the girl got past security on his yacht. The girl was armed with only a pen and begged the Russian millionaire to sign his name between her legs! He refused despite the girl begging on her knees.

"The last time I signed something like that it cost me fifty million pounds! What I have to show for it is two goals! I am the laughing stock of the football world," he explained.

It is believed that some seven minutes later Abramovich managed to rise the alarm after getting a blow job. He accepted it only to prove he wasn't the only sucker left in this world.

Torres was unable for comment or his mouth was also full.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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