Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich came face to face with a stalker after the girl got past security on his yacht. The girl was armed with only a pen and begged the Russian millionaire to sign his name between her legs! He refused despite the girl begging on her knees.
"The last time I signed something like that it cost me fifty million pounds! What I have to show for it is two goals! I am the laughing stock of the football world," he explained.
It is believed that some seven minutes later Abramovich managed to rise the alarm after getting a blow job. He accepted it only to prove he wasn't the only sucker left in this world.
Torres was unable for comment or his mouth was also full.
