Carlos Tevez blames Coronation Street for everything

Funny story written by Rebel Not Taken

Wednesday, 28 September 2011


The funny story you are trying to access may cause offense, may be in poor taste, or may contain subject matter of a graphic nature. This story was written as a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you wish to back out now, please click here to go back to the home page.

image for Carlos Tevez blames Coronation Street for everything
Tevez on the sofa against Bayern Munich.

Carlos Tevez has blamed Coronation Street for his refusal to get off the bench against Bayern Munich.

The Argentinian has told Roberto Mancini that he feels "bored and depressed" and has complained that his bum looks big.

"I have turned into a whining fat git, like all Manchester people" ranted Tevez.

The footballer admitted he had become unfit after spending years sitting on his arse watching Kevin and Tyrone supping pints in The Rover's Return.

The Manchester City striker also told Mancini that Ken Barlow is "a stupid twat" and Norris "an old nonce".

Tevez then went on to tell reporters that he wouldn't feed the bacon sarnies in Roy's Rolls to his dogs and slagged off the women in Coronation Street.

"Rosie Webster is decent but the machinists in Underworld are all minging slappers " said an angry Tevez.

The Argie's latest statement that "Hayley Cropper is even uglier than Gary Neville" is further evidence that the deluded footballer has completely lost touch with reality.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Comedy spoof news topics
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more