Taiwan has contacted Stephen King ...
Asking if he can put a missile-proof dome over their country.
written by Ana Sian, 03 May 2022
If the nations of Scandinavia land on Mars ...
The first thing they’d build would be a gorgeous palace for all their gorgeous people. And I’ll be first in line for a ticket.
written by Ana Sian, 03 May 2022
If Israel lands on Mars ...
The first thing they would build is a house for themselves, then they'd bulldoze the Palestinian house already there while blaming Palestinians for getting themselves bulldozed.
written by Ana Sian, 03 May 2022
If Saudi Arabia lands on Mars ...
The first thing they would build would be an embassy where they can kill journalists.
written by Ana Sian, 03 May 2022
If North Korea lands on Mars ...
The first thing they would build would be a statue to whichever dictator was ‘eternal’ at that moment.
written by Ana Sian, 03 May 2022
If Canada lands on Mars ...
They first thing they would build would be a hockey rink surrounded by maple trees chugging out the syrup.
written by Ana Sian, 03 May 2022
If France lands on Mars ...
The first thing they would build would be a bordello where they could make sweet sweet love to anything that moved.
written by Ana Sian, 03 May 2022
If Britain lands on Mars ...
The first thing they would build would be a pub. Rightly so. Cheers!
written by Ana Sian, 03 May 2022
If Russia lands on Mars ...
The first thing they would build would be a cruise missile that can hit anywhere on the planet within minutes, even if it means blowing themselves up as well.
written by Ana Sian, 03 May 2022
If America lands on Mars ...
The first thing they would build would be a gun shop, then act surprised when one of them goes on a mass shooting.
written by Ana Sian, 03 May 2022
If China lands on Mars ...
The first thing they would build would be a wall to imprison themselves, plus Tibet, Taiwan, the Uyghur people, and anyone else they 'claim' as their own.
written by Ana Sian, 03 May 2022
