Will Smith’s New Catchphrase for 2024
Democrats want to use an amended version of Will Smith's wacky catchphrase for their next campaign, for when Trump weasels back towards Washington.
“Keep your Trump out my America!”
written by Ana Sian, 28 May 2022
Will Smith on the Pox
After slapping a monkey (no pun ... fuck it, pun intended), Will Smith said, "Keep your monkey pox out m'mouth!"
written by Ana Sian, 28 May 2022
Will Smith to JK Rowling
Will Smith will soon be bitch-slapping J.K. Rowling, telling her, “Keep your genitals out my mouth!”
Will has a new catchphrase, so he has to use it as much as possible to catch on.
written by Ana Sian, 28 May 2022
Will Smith Heading to Ukraine
Will Smith will soon be heading to Ukraine to bitch-slap Russian soldiers, telling them, “Keep your guns out Ukraine’s mouth!”
Good luck, Mr. Smith – you da man!
written by Ana Sian, 28 May 2022
Will Smith on abortion
Will Smith on abortion: “Keep your fetus out my mouth!”
written by Ana Sian, 28 May 2022
Taco Bell Taco Declared More Supreme Than Supreme Court
In a recent nationwide nonpartisan poll, nearly 90% of Americans have declared that a Taco Bell Taco is more Supreme than the highest court in the US. The other 10 % stated, "What court?"
written by Xavier Fairbanks, 28 May 2022
