Mitch McConnell Still Angry over Ouster from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
In a recent interview with Rolling Stone, Mitch McConnell admits that he is the "Pete Best" of the Ninja Turtles; And Still angry over his thirty year old ouster.
written by C/L, 22 May 2022
Democrats Continue with Wiemar Republic Strategy
Nancy Pelosi continues to stress a reliance on impotent political strategies, and toadying up to Wall Street; in a bid to accelerate the rise of American Fascism.
written by C/L, 22 May 2022
Donald Trump Declares Victory in 2024 Presidential Election
Donald Trump has declared an early victory in 2024 Presidential Race. Meanwhile Republican election officials are busy pre-certifying fraudulent votes.
written by C/L, 22 May 2022
U.S. Mint to Release Gold Coin Commemorating Capitol Insurrection
The U.S. Mint is slated to begrudgingly mint gold coin featuring rioting MAGA crowd on one side, and Donald Trump's likeness on the other.
written by C/L, 22 May 2022
Russian Troops Bombed in Uber Airstrike Gone Wrong
Drunken Russian troops kill themselves with incorrect coordinates; in an airstrike gone wrong, against, Ukrainian Uber driver.
written by C/L, 22 May 2022
