In America Quickest Way To get Arrested - Show Your Boob At The Beach
The worst Crime possible - high Priority - Arrested in Minutes.
Some child might see a breast - have a panic attack - scarred for Life.
Cell phone stolen, or burglary - you are lucky if they show up.
written by UncleDale, 11 July 2022
Skimpy Bikinis Made of Condoms Are Popular This Year
Emergency Contraception is there at hand.
These are bottoms, with Round condom Pasties for a Top.
Condom bedecked shoes and belts are color coordinated.
Be the Miss Condom of your beach.
written by UncleDale, 11 July 2022
Gov. Abbott - Power Grid Failing Due to Heat - And Trannie Kids
I have been so busy fighting Trannie Kids and Liberals - I forgot the Power Grid. Winter and Summer it's Broken.
But remember keep Us in power - The Democrats would make a real Mess of Things.
written by UncleDale, 11 July 2022
Trump Delayed In Stopping Jan. 6 Capitol Riots - By Big Macs
We now know Trump meant to stop the Capitol Riots much earlier - but was delayed while waiting for his Big Mac order.
The Food was delayed by rioters. "My Kingdom for a big Mac," he was heard to mutter.
written by UncleDale, 11 July 2022
Biden's Secret Service Guys - By Bicycling - Have All Lost their Guts
Biden bicycles for Health - and all his Secret Service Detail have lost their bellies. "With Trump and Big Macs and donuts - and Limos, we all got fat, one said. We can't even keep up with Biden, at times."
written by UncleDale, 11 July 2022
Uber Tried Its Scam in Russia - Answer Was "Nyet"
In Moscow, we interviewed a blond Russian soldier about Uber.
He said, "If it looks like Taxi, smells like Taxi - it is Taxi. Can't fool us with Capitalist plot to avoid paying Workers."
written by UncleDale, 11 July 2022
