There were 8 spoof news snippets published in February 2022. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get all the news snippets from a day in this month.
Banning the Bible
You think the next book a Texas school board bans will be the Song of Solomon? After all, some teens get a stiffy every time they read it!
written by Matt Birkenhauer, 02 February 2022
Entire Population Of Britain Turns Their Back On Prince Andrew Due To His Offensive Actions And Opinions...
...after stating that he doesn't like Tom Baker's version of Doctor Who.
written by Stefano M. Stefano, 03 February 2022
Discontinued Smart Car Models Like The Fortwo And Cabrio Find New Lives For Their Unsold Inventory...
...as kiddie rides at local merry-go-rounds and toy shows.
written by Stefano M. Stefano, 03 February 2022
Empty chairs
As a mass exodus of Conservative ministers continue, minister for chairs and soft furnishings Doris Humphries is fearful that she could soon be fired.
written by Ben Macnair, 04 February 2022
A Sense of his own importance
Michael Gove has said that people can't write Government without writing his name, and therefore assumes his job will always be a safe one.
written by Ben Macnair, 04 February 2022
Russia's Latest Drugging Scandal Calls For New Team Acronym
After the recent Olympic sanctions, the ROC team moniker is out. However, his Excellency, the Russian President is at-the-ready with a new one: the PUDUSSies -- Putin's Drugged-up Skatin' Serfies.
written by Trinculoman, 10 February 2022
Russians Win Women's Figure Skaring, Ukraine Invasion Cancelled
Putin ordered Valieva to fall so there wpuld be a medal ceremony for a Russian gold and silver. Ukriane invasion now off.
written by Ralph E. Shaffer, 17 February 2022
In Small Town News...
...Mrs. Gretel Crabbley of Crabbley's Corner Store and Spoon Emporium in the town of Drunk Duck Creek wants customers to wipe their feet when they visit or else Gretel's shotgun will do it for them!
written by Stefano M. Stefano, 27 February 2022
