There were 29 spoof news snippets published in April 2022. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get all the news snippets from a day in this month.
Trigger
Ironically, epoch changing televisual event Only Fools and Horses has never had a Trigger warning.
written by Ben Macnair, 01 April 2022
Art Critic Known For His Pretentious and Exaggerated Appreciation Of The Arts...
...discloses that now that he's older, people aren't calling him 'artsy fartsy' anymore, but rather just 'fartsy'.
written by Stefano M. Stefano, 07 April 2022
Supernanny explains how she would handle Putin
"He should be sent to the naughty steppe," she said.
written by Sir Geoffroy Cockface, 09 April 2022
All-Out War Erupts Amongst Hillibilly Community...
...Situation considered serious after Uncle Zebediah overhears his wife's cousin's brother-in-law, Cousin Zebediah Junior, use a three-syllable word.
written by Stefano M. Stefano, 09 April 2022
Achy Breaky
Miley Cyrus’ mom, Tish, has an achy breaky heart, so she has filed for an achy breaky divorce from her achy breaky husband, Billy Ray ... who now regrets ever writing the song that ended his marriage.
written by Ana Sian, 12 April 2022
Cancelling Disney
Some are calling for the cancelling of Walt Disney. Guards at Disneyland are keeping a close eye on the thermostat to make sure no one fiddles with it.
written by Ana Sian, 12 April 2022
Nancy’s Law
The Department Of Justice has subpoenaed the boots of Melania Trump under a little known piece of legislation called the Nancy Sinatra law, which states: “These boots were made for talking.”
written by Ana Sian, 12 April 2022
Amendment Typo
A typo has recently been discovered in the Second Amendment. Correct version: “The right of the people to keep and bear Farms shall not be infringed.” America was an agrarian society at the time.
written by Ana Sian, 12 April 2022
Jerry Seinfeld in Russia
What’s the deal with genocide? I mean, there can be no Russian history without it! [Beat.] I’m going to the Gulag, aren’t I?
written by Ana Sian, 12 April 2022
A Modern-Day Dracula
Vlad ‘the Impaler’ Putin with a glass of red ‘wine’.
written by Ana Sian, 12 April 2022
Lunch at Putin’s House
Where the food tasters are dropping like flies!
written by Ana Sian, 12 April 2022
Putin’s Golf Game
He always wins because he uses anti-tank missile launchers instead of golf clubs.
written by Ana Sian, 12 April 2022
Hollywood is Obsessed with Remakes
So the next Lord of the Rings will be an all-Wookie and Stormtrooper production where they throw the Death Star into a black hole called Mordor.
written by Ana Sian, 12 April 2022
Darth Jada
Jada Pinkett Smith has signed a contract to be in the next Star Wars epic, where she will play Darth Emasculator.
written by Ana Sian, 12 April 2022
After Chris Rock Got A Smack
Will Smith didn’t get laid by Jada, so he could only spank his monkey.
written by Ana Sian, 12 April 2022
Mitch McConnell is so old ...
That not only can’t he find his moral red line, but he also can’t find his underwear, car keys, his Russian passport, nor a president who isn’t a criminal at large.
written by Ana Sian, 12 April 2022
Gaetz Lost A Date
Matt Gaetz was going to go to the Oscars, but his date was stuck in a time-out.
written by Ana Sian, 12 April 2022
Mars Marjorie
Marjorie Taylor Greene has signed up with Elon Musk to be the first woman to personally hand out Bibles to Republicans on Mars.
written by Ana Sian, 12 April 2022
Lauren Boebert Is So Dumb ...
She scheduled a trip to the Sahara Desert to look for her camel toe.
written by Ana Sian, 12 April 2022
Jesus the Bootlegger
If Jesus could turn water into wine, why can’t I get drunk at a Christian wedding?
written by Ana Sian, 12 April 2022
Honor Thy Cats
What do you call 100 cats owned by Honor Blackman? Pussy Galore.
written by Ana Sian, 12 April 2022
Nancy’s Law
The Department Of Justice has subpoenaed the boots of Melania Trump under a little known piece of legislation called the Nancy Sinatra law, which states: “These boots were made for talking.”
written by Ana Sian, 12 April 2022
Boris Johnson Weight Gain Latest
The PM is now so fat that when he attends parliament he sits next to everybody
written by Danny Soz, 13 April 2022
Harry McGuire Denies Posing for Nude Photos
'It's a complete cock and ball story' claims the England and Manchester United defender
written by Danny Soz, 18 April 2022
Invisible Man Speaks up!
The invisible man President Biden was shaking hands with at a news conference last week finally speaks to the press: "Um, it's kind of embarrassing but that wasn't my hand he was shaking."
written by Adam Click, 24 April 2022
Ollie North Is Pissed
Oliver North Called Marjorie Taylor Greene to say, “Hey, you stole that ‘I don’t recall’ thing from me! That’s my bit!”
Of course, Marge replied, “I don’t recall.”
written by Ana Sian, 30 April 2022
Matt Gaetz After Retirement from Politics
Matt Gaetz has announced his retirement from politics to rent out his forehead to show movies on at kid’s parties.
written by Ana Sian, 30 April 2022
Amber Heard is On Her Way to the Oscars!
Amber Heard has already been nominated for an Oscar in a new category made just for her: Best Eye Roll in a Courtroom Drama.
written by Ana Sian, 30 April 2022
