There were 6 spoof news snippets published in October 2021. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get all the news snippets from a day in this month.
Straight Men Don't Actually Like Dancing
A recent study has confirmed what has long been suspected: While many gay men genuinely like to dance, straight men only go out dancing to watch female body fat (especially breasts) bounce around.
written by Vlad D.M. Paylaw, 17 October 2021
Strange Scars Appearing on Vaccinated Individuals
It has been recently observed all over the world that those who have been fully vaccinated against COVID are developing scars on their right hands and foreheads that resemble the Roman numeral DCLXVI.
written by Vlad D.M. Paylaw, 17 October 2021
Trump Lover changes his mind after staring at Biden bumper sticker in traffic jam.
"Yep, that was the one," said the Trumper after staring at the sticker for over an hour in bad LA traffic jam. "I totally get it now."
written by Paul Blake, 23 October 2021
Man Beaten On Train For Not Being On A Device
A suspicious group of commuters, all using their phones, ganged up on a man who was just staring at the floor. "I understand," said the beaten man. "It was weird."
written by Paul Blake, 23 October 2021
For Only The Third Time The Aptly Named Amorphophallus Decus-Silvae (a.k.a. The Penis Plant) Has Bloomed In Europe...
...Prompting European women everywhere to complain, "I thought it would be bigger!"
written by Stefano M. Stefano, 26 October 2021
North Korean Refugee Demands Return Flight
"As soon as I landed in Bremen, I was made to wear a mask, and follow 2 metres distancing. They even offered me free vaccine. Such a violation of my freedoms! Give me communism any day!"
written by Vlad D.M. Paylaw, 27 October 2021
