There were 8 spoof news snippets published in June 2021. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get all the news snippets from a day in this month.
Trump calls himself "a bitch" while yakking with Billy Bush about chasing women
In an overlooked detail of a now well known exchange, Donald Trump called himself "a bitch" relayed one of his many typical creepy encounters. "I moved on her like a bitch. But I couldn’t get there."
written by Earthvessel, 03 June 2021
Police refrain from shooting any unarmed people in honor of George Floyd
On the day after the one year anniversary of George Floyd's murder, police announced they had refrained from any unnecessary shootings in observation of the infamous deliberate murder of a Mr. Floyd
written by Earthvessel, 03 June 2021
Drunk man says he was beaten up by an alien friend
A bloodied man named Tony Sorranto, 27, filed a report with Newport police this morning. Sorranto claimed he was beaten up by a friend he knows to be an alien. The alien is now sought for questioning
written by Earthvessel, 04 June 2021
In Small Town News, 79-Year Old Twin Brothers Clement and Alfred Heakee of Virgil's Corners...
...would like to clear up a rumor. Clement is the right-handed one, and Alfred is the left-handed one, but not the spawn of the Devil, as Clement has been telling the townsfolk, lately.
written by Stefano M. Stefano, 07 June 2021
Tampa to host 2022 Masturbators' convention! Chosen theme song: "And the beat goes on"
It was a hotly contested runoff this year among Bangor ME, Flynt, MI and the winner Tampa, FL. The chosen theme song the apropos "And the beat goes on" by Sonny & Cher. Convention dates: May 1-3, 2022
written by Earthvessel, 11 June 2021
Aliens saying humans don't exist!
A "deep throat" source in the White House has told reporters that aliens are in contact with humanity and have provided a long list of revelations. The most shocking of them is that we don't exist!
written by Earthvessel, 14 June 2021
Self-riding bicycles coming soon!
Glitzmo Corp, the world's leading luxury bicycle company has announced they have successfully completed testing of their model xz-100 Self-Riding Bike The model will be available in stores next month
written by Earthvessel, 14 June 2021
COVID-19 Outbreak Traced to Blarney Stone
Caretakers at Blarney castle have taken to washing off the face of the famous stone with fine Irish whiskey after each kissing visitor.
written by Vlad D.M. Paylaw, 27 June 2021
