There were 11 spoof news snippets published in August 2021. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get all the news snippets from a day in this month.
Music fans relieved as X Factor ditched
Fans of proper music have expressed their relief and gratitude after it was announced that ITV is dropping The X Factor.
written by Jim Skinz, 01 August 2021
Matt Damon moves onto N-word hope
Matt Damon says he hopes his daughter will enlighten him about the N-word after she told her father the F-word for gay people is taboo
written by Jim Skinz, 02 August 2021
Martyrs relieved as "self-immolation" poster is corrected
American martyrs travelling to Britain are said to be relieved after the UK government corrected a spelling error in a poster from "10-day self-immolation" to "10-day self-isolation"
written by Jim Skinz, 02 August 2021
Aniston: That's what friends aren't for
Jennifer Aniston reveals she has ditched friends who refuse to be vaccinated - but everyone else says Friends ditched her years ago
written by Jim Skinz, 06 August 2021
Flintstone to front vaccines push
Fred Flintstone has been announced as the new face of a campaign called Jabber Jabber Do, which is aimed at promoting the uptake of Covid vaccines.
written by Jim Skinz, 06 August 2021
"Who? What?"
Biden: “Governor who [DeSantis].”
DeSantis: “What else has her forgotten . . . .”
Biden: “Inflation; Cuba; the border: What is that man talking about?”
written by Charles Havers, 09 August 2021
Raab ordered to switch on location finder
The UK government has ordered foreign secretary Dominic Raab to switch on the Location Services on his iPhone, folllowing reports he is still on holiday and cannot be found during the Afghan crisis.
written by Jim Skinz, 16 August 2021
Breaking from the Whitey House
Biden officials weighing shorter timeline for changing his Depends - @thehill
written by Aspartame Boy, 28 August 2021
Confused Florida Man Gets His Mind Blown When His Wife Asks...
...if eggs come from chickens, why don't they taste like chicken?
written by Stefano M. Stefano, 30 August 2021
Biden checks his watch as bodies come home
Like checking a drive-through time per hamburger
written by Aspartame Boy, 31 August 2021
Neurologist: Senior Members Of GOP Should Have Heads Examined
Is it a neurological condition that causes their outbreaks of fact free public statements, revisionist history and radically shifting principles? Or is it a result of just blatant self-interest.
written by GProwler, 31 August 2021
