Premier League plead poverty to Westminster!
Covid has hit the Premier League financially. Footy clubs cannot pay exorbitant salaries anymore, and Paul Pogba, earning 330k a week, was seen queueing at an emergency food bank, hoarding!
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UK in new Lockdown!
Westminster has decided to send the nation into lockdown! Many Brits decided to jump on a plane and head for Spain instead! At least the booze is cheap, and the sun shines!
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Manchester United win and actually played football!
A miracle happened last night, as the richest football club in the world did what they are supposed to do: play football! But only for roughly 10 minutes! The rest of the 90 minutes, they copied Hull City!
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