Sex Workers claim Corona is good for business!
UK sex workers are benefitting from the Coronavirus because their local MPs are delivering furlough payments personally, and their pimps must keep social distancing, it's a 'win,win!'
Manchester United are bankrupt!
The world's richest football team are bankrupt, claim their US owners, because they have spent too many billions supporting them and haven't enough dosh to purchase 'ageing donkeys!'
Corona is not Corona!
World leaders have decided to declare Corona as a "Storm in a Teapot" Mexican beer producers, Corona, have claimed their beer is not tea and accused world leaders of plagiarism!