There were 19 spoof news snippets published in November 2020. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get all the news snippets from a day in this month.
Pirates Exploit Covid
Not only are scammers trying to take advantage of the Covid-19 pandemic, pirates are now taking over. At the weekend, even the Prime Minister and advisors all quoted Arrr! numbers.
written by Joel Kaye, 02 November 2020
Trump Invents New Math For Election Results...
..."If you take away all of Biden's votes," says the Orange Prez, "I easily win 70 million to zero!"
written by Stefano M. Stefano, 09 November 2020
What a racket!
Ex-tennis champ John McEnroe is in bad odor with neighbors for the noises coming out of his house since taking up astronomy, as he shouts, on finding the wrong star: "You cannot be Sirius!"
written by Joel Kaye, 14 November 2020
Democratic National Committee Adhered to a Basic Election Result Dictum from One of Their Key Forebears
In 2020 DNC scrupulously adhered to an election 'operational necessity' articulated by their political godfather, Joseph Stalin: "In an election, it doesn't matter who votes, it's who counts the votes."
written by Trinculoman, 21 November 2020
Calling Dr. Laura
Dr. Laura dies of COVID-19 and then berates herself in the afterlife for not trying harder.
written by Matt Birkenhauer, 21 November 2020
Don't Pick It
Some consultants are refusing to join the medical specialists' strike, and will go into work. But skin specialist Dermot O'Logy says: "We know how to deal with scabs."
written by Joel Kaye, 21 November 2020
S'no Joke
It's started to snow in New York. President Trump has tweeted that it's flake news.
written by David Smith, 26 November 2020
Explosive News...
"Jist afore eh die, eh'm gonnae chow doon oan sum semtex and fireworks, so if I get cremated..." - Spazzy McGoo.
written by Scooter Nairns, 27 November 2020
No Trespissing!
Saw a Port-O-let in Ludlow in front of a private residence near the Ohio River. The sign on it said, “No Trespissing!"
written by Matt Birkenhauer, 27 November 2020
Watching Cable News
Watching cable news for hours on end is like reading the same 30 pages of the White Pages over and over, but in different voices.
written by Matt Birkenhauer, 28 November 2020
Eric Clapton Denies Buying Restaurant Just to Fire Entire Staff...
"I docked the Sous Chef but I didn't boot the the Maitre D."
written by Kilroy, 28 November 2020
Shocking Effect of Trump Defeat on Q-Anon Members
That common sense reality still exists.
written by C/L, 30 November 2020
Trump to Create Fake Media Outlet
The 'Alternative Reality News Network' will cover Trump's fictitious presidential victory.
written by C/L, 30 November 2020
Annie Lennox Threatens to Sue White Supremacist Cover Band
Judge orders 'The Eugenics' to cease and desist all live performances.
written by C/L, 30 November 2020
Vladimir Putin Poisons Himself
Citing that he is becoming too great a threat to his own power.
written by C/L, 30 November 2020
North Korea Implements New No Child Policy
Kim Jung-un's 'Yellow Cake Uranium breakfast cereal' is a mandatory hit with kids.
written by C/L, 30 November 2020
Mitch McConnell Proposes Anti-Democracy Law
McConnell says that, "Democracy is getting in the way of Republican politics."
written by C/L, 30 November 2020
Amazon Workers to Continue Working Under COVID Threat
Jeff Bezos will acknowledge the existence of workers who survive illness and develop herd immunity.
written by C/L, 30 November 2020
Joe Biden Thinks Too Hard, Breaks Foot
Joe Biden, who does his best thinking while playing with his dogs, evidently overexerted himself and broke his foot. "It's this darned dog food," he lamented, "I prefer the zip top opening cans."
written by Jeff Brone, 30 November 2020
