There were 18 spoof news snippets published in February 2020. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get all the news snippets from a day in this month.
Pelosi's Spit Ball
Though Nancy Pelosi tore up Trump's silly speech, she could have reduced it to a series of spit-balls aiming them at Trump's nest!
written by K.C. Bell, 06 February 2020
Vegas gives New Hampshire 5-4 odds of tallying their primary votes before Iowa
Las Vegas, the gambling capital of the US, has given New Hampshire 5-4 odds of tallying their votes before Iowa does.
written by mikewadestr, 07 February 2020
Pagliacci found dead, by suicide
Pagliacci was found dead committing suicide on his hotel room. The family will take legal action against the doctor for medical negligence for denying medical attention for Pagliacci’s depression.
written by Mansa Musa, 09 February 2020
"The Masked Muslim" Blows Away Primetime Ratings
At press time, nobody was available for comment.
written by Michael Sienicki, 11 February 2020
"The Masked Altar Boy" Blows Away Vatican Ratings
No Catholics could be reached for a response, but Dillon from Glendale, Colorado went on record saying, "This "Masked" shit has gone too far."
written by Michael Sienicki, 11 February 2020
Trump wins again!
The President of the United States, Donald Trump, was today awarded an Academy Award by the Hollywood institution that adjudicates on them each year. Trump thanked the NAACP and the John Birch Society
written by whatinthe world, 14 February 2020
Trump on another mission
US President Donald J Trump has announced he will make a sub orbital flight on board a Virgin space vehicle this summer."I'm doing it for Jesus" he proclaimed though nobody is prepared to believe him.
written by whatinthe world, 14 February 2020
Boris and his puzzle
UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson says that the hardest thing he has to do at number 10 Downing Street is complete his Buckingham Palace jigsaw puzzle. He claims that it takes about 50 hours to solve.
written by whatinthe world, 14 February 2020
Is that you Donald?
A man claiming to be Donald J Trump has walked into a bar in Dodge City and asked for directions to the nearest nudist colony. Mr Trump was wearing an Indian kaftan with sandals.
written by whatinthe world, 14 February 2020
Trump Mistakenly Congratulates The Wrong U.S. State for World Series Win...
...then he does it again by congratulating MASH 4077th 'For their 2020 Oscar-winning Best Picture, the Korean-made 'Parasite'.
written by Stefano M. Stefano, 14 February 2020
The Red Clusterfuck
(With apologies to W. C. Williams)
Too much depends
upon
some white hicks
in Iowa
with glazed
over eyes
besides the white
chickens.
written by Matt Birkenhauer, 16 February 2020
Trump goes the Duck
President Donald J Trump has formally announced he is changing his name to Donald Duck so as to appease those people who felt that the cartoon character was being neglected by him and his oval office.
written by whatinthe world, 25 February 2020
Trump speaks out
In a terse tweet US President Donald J Trump has responded to claims of interference by Russian agents in the current election campaign as "steaming horseshit". No one believes him however.
written by whatinthe world, 25 February 2020
Easter Bunny goes green, damn!
The Easter bunny today announced that he wouldn't deliver whole milk chocolate eggs any more and was reverting to vegan styled sweets made from potatoes instead. Is this the end of the world?
written by whatinthe world, 25 February 2020
Boris pulls one out of the hat
British Prime Minister Boris Johnson wants to sell Buckingham Palace to the Chinese Government so they can renovate it to look like Disney Land. "We'll make a pile!" he excitedly claimed today.
written by whatinthe world, 25 February 2020
Strange discovery
A fisherman from Dorking has found a treasure chest on the bottom of the Thames River containing the crown of William the Conqueror. He denies strongly that he made it from jam tins he found.
written by whatinthe world, 25 February 2020
While Visiting India, Trump Unable To Pronounce Certain Names And Words To Indian Leaders...
...specifically things like 'please', 'thank you', and 'Yes, I would like more salad!'
written by Stefano M. Stefano, 26 February 2020
First Case Of Coronavirus For Family Pet Dog...
...World Health Organization warns Goldfish are next!
written by Stefano M. Stefano, 28 February 2020
