Coca Cola Truck, who give's a F++k!
Bright red, huge, lit with a thousand lights
Every year it comes, sugared shit, teeth if fights
Coca Cola, don't pay kiddies dentist bills
Obesity, cavities, rotting teeth ills
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Rudolph is not Queer
Rudolph has a red nose, it shines so bright
Bringing gifts, kiddies delight
People might think, "he's a bit queer"
But no! He's just a Norwegian Reindeer
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Father Christmas is not gay!
In today's modern world people say
Father Christmas could be totally gay
He lives with his dwarfs all year long
But Mother Christmas never sings her song
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Under the Mistletoe!
A boy stood on a burning bridge
Freezing cold, freezing fridge
He kissed his 'bird', she said, 'ho, ho. ho!'
Now it's Christmas under the mistletoe
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