Unidentified Object in Bagging Area
A despairing supermarket checkout assistant threw herself off a shopping trolley earlier today. "She must have mistaken Tesco for 'Tosca'" a passing opera-lover remarked.
written by Joel Kaye, 29 December 2020
A despairing supermarket checkout assistant threw herself off a shopping trolley earlier today. "She must have mistaken Tesco for 'Tosca'" a passing opera-lover remarked.