The Origin of Fruitcake
Factoid from the Music Channel on Cable: “Fruitcake originated in Egypt and was intended for the afterlife.”
That explains a lot.
written by Matt Birkenhauer, 22 December 2020
Jaggedone's love affair with his Brit roots has been executed!
A life-long love affair has ended. Jaggedone once loved his roots, now he regards them as irreparable, so he decided to sentence them to the 'Electric Chair'! It was over in a sparking Brexit flash!
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EU trade deal scuppered by the Royal Oak!
British battleship Royal Oak has been ordered to bombard any deal seen on the French horizon. Nigel Farage, Johnson's bum-licker, is now Admiral Farage on board the mighty Royal Oak!
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White Cliffs of Dover disappearing!
Ferry passengers heading towards Dover swear they cannot see the White Cliffs! Thousands of stranded Eastern European truckers crapping down the cliffs have turned them brown!
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Daily Mail head so far up its Butt, it's turning Brown!
UK tabloid the Daily Mail has its 'Medusa Heads' so far up butt, it's turning the same colour as Hitler-Youth uniforms!
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Far-Right Daily Express, never right!
UK tabloid, Daily Express, is so Far-Right, there's nothing 'LEFT!'
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