Dr. Deborah Birx Surprises White House Press Corps With a Unexpected Romantic Announcement
The normally staid and data-enmeshed MD stunned the ever combative W. H. Press pool of cynics by announcing she will be the next Mrs. Larry King. Said Annaconda of ConNews, "Debbie We Hardly Knew Ye!"
written by Trinculoman, 18 April 2020
California Man Finally Understands Belly-Button Lint After Self-Isolation
Reid Moore, a SoCal resident, never considered belly button lint in the days when he showered daily. But, due to self-isolation, he's come to realize that dust inevitably settles on sedentary bodies.
written by Reid Moore, 18 April 2020
Biden Campaign Makes Key Staffing Announcement
In a critical move the campaign revealed that former Congressman Anthony Weiner has been named Sexting Guru. He'll be the direct campaign liaison with the Girl Scouts of America.
written by Trinculoman, 18 April 2020
