Trump Corrects Himself in Recent Plan to Reopen America
Absent from the plan to Reopen America were the 5 US Territories. Trump corrected this, adding “Those Foreigner States” can jump right to Phase 3 with no restrictions as "nobody goes there anyway."
written by Reggie "Rex" Stain, 17 April 2020
Fan Seeks Kim Kardashian Guidance for COVID-19
“I know she has inspired me with makeup tips and how to recover from a Brazilian butt-lift, but I need her now more than anything as a celebrity epidemiologist. Please, Kim!"
written by Reggie "Rex" Stain, 17 April 2020
Kim Kardashian Offers Inspirational Guidance for COVID-19
"Remember, if you lose a loved one to the virus, wait until the end of the day to cry so you will not mess up your fresh makeup!"
written by Reggie "Rex" Stain, 17 April 2020
