There were 27 spoof news snippets published in November 2018. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get all the news snippets from a day in this month.
Seeking Asylum
You are seeking asylum, running away from trouble, and there is a North Korean, a Russian and a Saudi Arabian embassy. Which one do you choose? Fourth option: Keep running.
Trump? Any of the above.
written by K.C. Bell, 01 November 2018
Trump Assigns Every Person in the Immigrant Caravan Their Own Military Guard
Since it is 5,200 soldiers, and only 4,000 in the Caravan, the leftover soldiers will dig a trench.
written by Al N., 03 November 2018
California Dares Trump to Campaign There
Trump changed his mind on sneaking into Yorba Linda, the last Republican stronghold in California.
written by Al N., 03 November 2018
Trump Promises to Grant Every Person in America A Tax Break, 40 Acres, and a Mule, All Before the Election
Valid birth certificate required.
written by Al N., 03 November 2018
Trump Says the Immigrant Caravan is Bringing the Plague, Rabies, and Hepatitis Z to the U.S.
And then there's the really bad stuff Trump says is coming if the Democrats win.
written by Al N., 03 November 2018
Fox News Viewers Commit Mass Suicide!
"Anything other than be taken alive and tortured by the savage criminal migrant caravan!" as one said.
written by Al N., 05 November 2018
The Koch Brothers and George Soros to Fight it Out
Each side is to field an army who will fight it out, colosseum style, while $$$s are exchanged.
written by Al N., 06 November 2018
Straight-A Liberal Arts and Philosophy Graduate Asks Local Janitor If He Wants Fries With That
Reported increase of recent college graduates practicing "please pull around to the second window" in front of mirror.
written by SamIAm, 08 November 2018
Trump Says Democrats Should Thank Him for Being Such A Terrible President
...Because they never would've won the House by such a wide margin without him!
written by Al N., 10 November 2018
Trump Ghost-Writer Tony Schwartz Reveals What Trump Wanted to Call "Art of the Deal"
We had a Mexican meal & Trump ate a lot of beans and had the idea to call the book Fart of the Meal.
written by Al N., 20 November 2018
Melania Makes Another Futile Attempt to Escape the White House
She made it to Toronto and ran up $175,000 worth of hotel bills trying to lose the Secret Service.
written by Al N., 20 November 2018
White Lady Sees "Blackish"
Calls police to report all the black people on her TV.
written by Al N., 21 November 2018
Hillary Promises to Send Her Private E-Mail Server to Ivanka to Use
"I heard about the trouble Ivanka had and thought I'd give her a private server so she can be safe."
written by Al N., 21 November 2018
White House And Exorcism
The White House needs an exorcism. Like now!
written by K.C. Bell, 24 November 2018
New toilet accessory selling like hotcakes
The red plastic sleeve slips over the toilet handle and is emblazoned in white: MAKE THE TOILET BOWL GREAT AGAIN
written by Aspartame Boy, 25 November 2018
Trump Asks America For Unity
In the wake of last week's violence President Trump called for unity and an end to divisiveness by asking all Americans to come together, "even the criminal immigrants and terrorist Muslims."
written by manbrad, 03 November 2018
Trump orders military to shoot refugees
He just wants to be able to say his catchphrase - “You’re fired!”
written by Sir Geoffroy Cockface, 02 November 2018
The Caravans Are Coming!
BREAKING NEWS: Wednesday night, my porch was invaded by caravan after caravan of scary people. I just smiled, gave them candy, and sent them on their way.
written by Matt Birkenhauer, 03 November 2018
Trump denies being a white nationalist
Trump admitted being white and a nationalist, but said, "I'm not a white nationalist."
He then could not help adding, "Not that there's anything wrong with that."
written by Sir Geoffroy Cockface, 03 November 2018
Single mom wins Powerball lottery
Single mom L. West won the $700 million Iowa Powerball lottery. "Now, maybe someone will marry me," she said, overjoyed at the prospect.
written by Gee Pee, 06 November 2018
Middle Aged Man Still Convinced He's Putting Spin On Ball In Pong Video Game
And everyone 30 years old and under has no idea what the hell I'm talking about.
written by SamIAm, 08 November 2018
"Brexit Not Me" Says Satan
Satan has made a surprise posting on social media:
"The Brexit agreement is nothing to do with me. I may be the Embodiment of all Evil, but even I'm not that big a twat."
written by Doubting Thomas, 16 November 2018
Maybot in Factory Recall
It has just been announced that all Maybots manufactured after 1955 are to be recalled for urgent safety checks.
written by Doubting Thomas, 16 November 2018
Big Foot Apologizes For California Fires
Big Foot has broken his silence, and apologized for not raking the leaves of the California forests like he was supposed to, which led to all the fires, according to the President.
written by Stefano M. Stefano, 20 November 2018
NASA's InSight Spacecraft Successfully Lands On Mars
Also, miraculously locates Hillary Clinton's 30,000 missing e-mails on the surface of the planet!
written by Stefano M. Stefano, 27 November 2018
Camelot's Crumbling: Attorney Pleads Guilty. Lied to Protect Trump.
I wonder what the Trump is ruing tonight?
What harassment is the Trump reviewing tonight?
Poor Cohen told the court, he lied but now's contrite.
No wonder that the Trump is stewing tonight.
written by Ralph E. Shaffer, 30 November 2018
