There were 26 spoof news snippets published in December 2018. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get all the news snippets from a day in this month.

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George H. W. Bush Reaching His Final Destination

George H.W. Bush took a paraglider up to his final destination, floating through clouds, stars, and galaxies.

Watching the soft landing, God said, “I’ve gotta try that someday.”

"Well, hop on."

written by K.C. Bell, 01 December 2018
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85 year-old Nymphomaniac wants 'Sexit'!

Volga-Olga is fed up with Brexit and is demanding 'Sexit' instead. A UK parliament gang-bang has been arranged for her!

written by Jaggedone, 06 December 2018
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Trump adopts Bush's dog!

President Trump has adopted George Bush's dog because it doesn't answer back, is loyal to the bitter end, and wags its tail everytime Trump twitters...

written by Jaggedone, 06 December 2018
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May kicks out the cat from Nr 10!

UK PM May kicked out the Downing Street cat because it refused to eat a US chemical chicken, its future diet. It preferred a EU, organic version. May is doing her best for UK citizens, not their cats!

written by Jaggedone, 06 December 2018
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Donald Trump, Jr. Rumored to be Subpoenaed Soon

By coincidence, Trump Jr. has announced he will be visiting Trump properties not located in the U.S.

written by Al N., 08 December 2018
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Michael Cohen and Paul Manafort Plan to Form Gang in Prison

The name they will have tattooed on their chests is "White Collar Crooks."

written by Al N., 10 December 2018
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The House of Representatives Passes First Bill: Build a Wall...

...around the Oval Office.

written by Al N., 10 December 2018
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Trump Names Convict With Ankle Bracelet as Chief-of-Staff

This time he wants a Chief-of-Staff that "won't get away too easy."

written by Al N., 10 December 2018
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Trump's New Chief-Of-Staff Alec Baldwin

Alec Baldwin volunteers to be Trump’s new chief-of-staff.

"You're hired."

written by K.C. Bell, 11 December 2018
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"Trump Is Not the Anti-Christ" Claims Someone Who Should Know

"Believe me, no-one in my family wants anything to do with the Orange Guy!" spoke Satan.

written by Al N., 15 December 2018
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Trump Family Publishes List of Places They Will Build New Trump Hotels

Coincidentally, they are all located in countries with no extradition treaty with the U.S.

written by Al N., 16 December 2018
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Blair demands new attack on Iraq!

Tony Blair has condemned May's Brexit EU deal and begged the UK to support a referendum to bomb Iraq again, he says; "A dead duck Bush in the hand is worth more than a living May in number 10!"

written by Jaggedone, 16 December 2018
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Mourinho flogs Pogba!

The Special One is fed up with his French bird of paradise and has begged United to fly him over a 'cuckoo's nest' somewhere between Paris and Turin! Mourinho is totally 'Pogged off!'

written by Jaggedone, 16 December 2018
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Kanye West, the Trump Family, and Meghan Markle's Father Put on Britain's No-Fly List

No other details were forthcoming (or needed).

written by Al N., 17 December 2018
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Trump Threatens To Cancel Christmas if the Wall Isn't Funded

Santa has been put on alert.

written by Al N., 19 December 2018
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Trump Says He Would Have Consulted His Cabinet Before Invading Syria But...

...he can't remember their names, there have been so many.

written by Al N., 20 December 2018
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Trump’s Berlin Wall

For someone who doesn’t care about practicing safe sex with a porn star, Donald Trump is certainly a fanatic about his 'Berlin' wall.

written by K.C. Bell, 20 December 2018
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Meghan Markle Insists Meghan McCain from the View Change Her Name

"I'm tired of people asking me about stuff on the View and you can't expect ME to change MY name!"

written by Al N., 21 December 2018
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Tory MP Praises 'Aspirational' Food Bank Users

Conservative MP James Standish has praised users of his local food bank describing them as "Go-getters" and "entrepreneurial" and found their stories of Universal Credit-induced debt as inspirational.

written by I think I'm funny..., 03 December 2018
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Brexit: May's 'Hotel California' Withdrawal Agreement Criticised

Dubbed the 'Hotel California Brexit' by Tory Backbencher and Leave campaigner James Standish MP, the Eagles song, contains the line 'You can check out any time you like, But you can never leave!'

written by I think I'm funny..., 03 December 2018
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Marvel Really Scraping the Bottom of the Barrel With New Superhero Franchise

Blah Blah edgy, Blah Blah controversial Blah Blah pushing the envelope blah blah first openly gay/straight/trans/ character blah blah empowering blah blah adult themes blah blah

written by I think I'm funny..., 03 December 2018
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BREAKING NEWS!

Man In a Really Dark Place Finally Figures Out How to Use the Flashlight on His Cellphone.

written by Matt Birkenhauer, 12 December 2018
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Senior Discount

The nice thing about being over 60 is that you can walk your dog essentially in your pajamas and nobody bats an eye.

written by Matt Birkenhauer, 15 December 2018
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Olivia Ocasio-Cortez Proclaims Definitive Status of Holy Family

Putative Biblical scholar Ocasio-Cortez proclaims status of Jesus, Mary, & Joseph--Nicaraguan emigrants seeking asylum from King Herodus-Ortega. But,Joe only wanted to do carpentry work in San Ysidro.

written by Trinculoman, 26 December 2018
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Churchill on Trump

A while back, Winston Churchill captured in words Donald Trump and his ilk: “A man is about as big as the things that make him angry.”

written by Matt Birkenhauer, 27 December 2018
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Vlad Putin should be proud . . .

. . . for personally resurrecting the Cold War spy novel. (And we thought the genre was dead!)

written by The Ruling Authority, 27 December 2018
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